Selected excerpts from The Timaru Herald Police Notebook
“A man’s attempt to take a police officer’s torch has earned him a theft charge.”
“An escaped herd of cows kept police busy this morning.”
“Oceanview Heights had to be ventilated yesterday after a burning toaster filled a building with smoke.”
“Police are looking for a woman who allegedly vomited into a Crusaders hat in a Timaru shop.”
“A prank pizza call was among some of the incidents dealt with by Timaru police in the weekend.”
Like the ‘under the lake’ view from his dungeon windows, merman Severus Snape is every bit as enigmatic as he is in Harry Potter’s world. Transfigured into an underwater creature, he sports a silky and sequined velor tail in watery blues and murky browns and keeps an air of mystery and menace with his Death Eater’s tattoo, pierced nipples, and suggestive codpiece charm. Arms are wired for posing. Stands approximately 14” tall.
(Warning: Severus Snape doll is anatomically correct unless otherwise requested.)