Kimberley Jane
25-years old
coffee; sunshine; Summer; clean laundry; cats; house music; running; Spice Girls;
I'm learning to appreciate all things in life again.
Fuck everything. She is 9 fucking years old. NINE.
Whaaaaaaaaaat the fuck?! WHAT?!
maybe it’s all the weed i just smoked but maybe it’s the KANYE WEST/CONCERNING HOBBITS MASHUP that makes this KANYE WEST/CONCERNING HOBBITS MASHUP fucking perfect
it started out a little rocky and i was like “hmmm” but then yeah ok i’m down. good.
HA good
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ohhhhhhhh my god
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF
what happens if someone falls in
then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend
(via coleytangerina)
“A man’s attempt to take a police officer’s torch has earned him a theft charge.”
“An escaped herd of cows kept police busy this morning.”
“Oceanview Heights had to be ventilated yesterday after a burning toaster filled a building with smoke.”
“Police are looking for a woman who allegedly vomited into a Crusaders hat in a Timaru shop.”
“A prank pizza call was among some of the incidents dealt with by Timaru police in the weekend.”
(via witchinthecherrytree)
wtf! i’m totes doing this. if you all care a little bit, you should too.
(via wherenobodyiswatching)
This is the string quartet tribute to “Fat Lip” by Sum 41.
Holy HELL
omg
(via lexcanroar)
Like the ‘under the lake’ view from his dungeon windows, merman Severus Snape is every bit as enigmatic as he is in Harry Potter’s world. Transfigured into an underwater creature, he sports a silky and sequined velor tail in watery blues and murky browns and keeps an air of mystery and menace with his Death Eater’s tattoo, pierced nipples, and suggestive codpiece charm. Arms are wired for posing. Stands approximately 14” tall.
(Warning: Severus Snape doll is anatomically correct unless otherwise requested.)hahahaha. etsy.
